It's big and it's bulky...

posted on: Thursday, August 18, 2011

....and this is in no relation to my butt. Just so we all have that clear.
;)
 
Little fact about me--I am not a list maker. I feel that in order to be a list maker I would actually have to check off  tasks.

I get distracted easily, that reminds me of this one time...

joking.

I do, however, write lists when I want a very unproductive day to feel like I have been a busy bee working to accomplish lots of tasks.

Roll out of bed: check
Stumble into the bathroom: check
Wipe off make-up from the night before: check
Close windows: check
Feed the Punk: check
Change his diaper: check
Brush teeth and hair: check
Change another diaper: check

Then at the end of the day I look back at all the checks and I feel so productive.

It's oh so gratifying, try it, I dare ya!

However, there are days when I have to actually write a list that requires me to get out my sweats and leave the house.

These tasks are usually the ones at the bottom on my to-do list that never get checked off for at least a month.

Today's list included all those big and bulky tasks that I had been avoiding for the past month.

One of the mandatory tasks included a haircut for the Punk.
I took him to a salon that specializes in cutting kids hair.
I needed a professional to tame the Donald Trump locks on his head. 

Not zesty my friends, not zesty. 
The ladies at Cowlicks were rockstars. He sat still for ten minutes.
Ten WHOLE minutes. I don't get that--I don't even get to enjoy a shower without him peeking his head in with a look that says, "What cha doin'?"

Yeah, they got him to sit still and be quiet.

It was heavenly.
And to top it off I got the stylist to take a picture of me with the newly clean cut Punk. Still not quite sure if I like this picture, my eye is wonky and the green wall looks like we should be getting ready to give the weather report for the 6 o'clock news.
This picture is very reminiscent of another picture...yeah, Hunk's turn is next.

HA!

And if you are wondering his shirt says, "Bears love people-they taste like chicken!"

Gotta love Montana!
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Food Coloring Paint

posted on: Wednesday, August 17, 2011

For those of you that missed it--last week I did a blog swap with Kim from Bugaboo, Mini, Mr. and Me. Our swaps have been kind of fun--each one has involved a "special" ingredient. The first week we had to make a project using either fabric or paper and this last project we needed to use food coloring.
Yes, I said food coloring.

I am going to let you in on a secret--I have been planning on doing a project with food coloring for awhile and this blog swap was the perfect time to get my butt in gear and do a tutorial using it.

So here's the skinny.

I have a Punk is a terror, a fact that we have already solidified. So taking him shopping is out of the question.

Many of my projects require paint and because I am not able to get to the store that often I have to improvise.

I have found that by taking paint and tinting it with food coloring I am able to get the color of my choice without risking a mental breakdown or child beating in public.

Yes, I spank him...and he laughs.

Bad kid.

See for yourself....
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Isn't this lamp a beauty? hmmm?
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The  ingredients of choice for this project include:

Paint (that you don't mind tinting)
food coloring
brushes
mixing bowl


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This lamp, which I love, became the test subject for my little project.

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For those of you that have ever visited my blog you may know that I have a strict policy when it comes to painting--I always use primer. Primer will not only become your best friend, but it will save you time, money, and lots of heart ache.

When it comes to primer I only use one brand, Kilz. It goes on thick, it doesn't bleed, and it makes any paint color stand out!

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While the primer dried I  began to mix up my paint and food coloring.

I wanted a more subdued blue color so I only added six drops of food coloring. 
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Once I added the food coloring I mixed my "color concotion together." Once I mixed it together I added a few additional drops to get the color I was desiring.

This number of "drops" will vary on how much paint your are tinting and the desired color you are wanting--so play around and have fun!
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Once I had my desired color I then painted my lamp.

My camera battery died so I am short a few pictures (hate when that happens), as you can see in the photo  my lamp has a white glazed looked to it.

When the blue finished drying I took white acrylic paint (which you can get at any craft store) and I painted over the blue color. I then took a rag and gently wiped off the white paint which left a white glazed look in the cracks.

I thought it gave the lamp spunk.

Now go whip out the food coloring and get a crack-a-lackin'.

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Fun on the Farm...

posted on: Monday, August 15, 2011

 I grew up hauling grain in an old Pepsi truck, bucking fresh cut hay bales, riding horses, using baling twine to repair things, and waking up to do early morning chores.

 So when we head out to my in-laws' farm it's always reminiscent of my life before Hunk--now that I live in a place with manicured lawns, sidewalks, neighbors, and no manure...

;)
 Punk gets a little excited when he is at the farm. He likes to run, and run, and run...poor goats would never have a chance.

 While Punk likes to run around chasing the goats, chickens, and ducks Hunk and I like to check out what's new in the green house.
 There is a plethora of tomatoes....
 ...and whatever this is....
 and grapes....and lots more stuff that is still "baking."
My favorite place at the farm is the pond. Not really into swimming in it, but I love when the ducks are out wading in the water.
 Punk's favorite place is always playing with the "things" that are not toys. Today's "toy" of choice was his Grandpa's sprinkler.

We have a budding engineer on our hands...
Hunk's favorite place is around the horses.

 Don't be fooled by his cuteness--this little guy is a biter.
 This is the biter's mama. She is awnry.
Even though Punk doesn't live on a farm I hope that as he gets older that he will be able to appreciate the simple things that an ag life provides--learning how to work with his hands, caring for animals, and understanding the meaning of a hard days work.

And if that doesn't work I just hope he learns how fun it is to get dirty....

I think he already has that covered...

;)

I am headed out now. Little bro gets home from his mission today. YAY!!!

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Feature Friday

posted on: Friday, August 12, 2011

Good morning, afternoon, night-you know, wherever you may be.

For those of you that are new to Spunky Junky every friday I do a series called Feature Friday where I spotlight different blogs, tutorials, and ideas that have been added to my link party. It's small, but I love everyone that comes back to it every week. I also love that I get to feature smaller blogs that are trying to get their foot in the "blog door."

So grab a drink and find a seat and sit back and enjoy some fabulous tutorials and ideas!


Embracing Change-Armoir Makeover

Ameroonie Designs-Couch Pillow

JandJ Home- Felt Flower Pouf

I'm a Mom not a Professional- Artisan Bread

Trese Chere- Eclectic Patio

Skip to the Lue- Lemon Crinkle Cookies

Great Job Ladies! Make sure to grab a button!!!

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*Link to a specific post, not your homepage, or a giveaway.
*Post something that you have done in the last month and not something that you have posted previously on Spunky Junky
*Check out at least one other lovely and give them some sugar! Everyone loves comments and compliments.
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Welcome Kim (again)! ;)

posted on: Thursday, August 11, 2011

Good morning darlings!

I am so happy Kim is back for our second blog swap. For those of you that are new to Spunky Junky I occasionally will do a swap with another blog, Kim and I did a swap two weeks ago and it was so much fun that we decided to do another!

Check it out, give her some love, and stop by her little piece of blog heaven to say "hi!"

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Hi, again, Spunky Junkers!  It's Kimberly, from bugaboo, mini, mr & me once more.  If you remember from a few weeks ago, Halsey and I had the brilliant idea to swap blogs not once, but TWICE which would allow us to each pick a "secret" ingredient for our crafts!



Last time, my pick was fabric or paper napkins or handkerchiefs.  You can see my "Poppy Fields" wreath here.



This week, Halsey informed me our secret ingredient would be... drum roll.  FOOD COLORING!



What the!?!  I'll admit.  That's a pretty creative idea right off the bat.  But I was a little stumped.  A LITTLE mind you.  I mean, I'd already done the homemade play dough thing, and it seems as though the sidewalk chalk paint is all over the place this summer... my favorite thing to do with food coloring is stained glass.  I've done it in different variations for the holidays, to turn a frame into a tray, to make some stellar vases, and my favorite - this night light.



So what could I show you that would be just a little different?  I decided to try my hand at painting with food coloring.  I suppose we could call it Food Coloring Water Color.  Or something.






I liked the sketchiness of it and the casual feel.  It reminded me of something out of a kid's sketchbook.  But I really did NOT like the $299.95 price tag.  Seriously Anthro?  Seriously?



You'll need:
water and food coloring.  Obviously.
a black fabric paint pen
spray bottle
a number of canvases
a rag (or old baby blanket when you can't find a rag.)



First off, you'll want a plan.  Think up some awesome design and figure out how you want to arrange your canvases.  Sketching things out ahead of time on paper would be helpful at this point.  A little tip: tight, intricate designs are not going to work well with this method.  You want something more abstract.  Anything pastoral or representing nature would be good.  Or just shapes and such.  But nothing specific like argyle or quatrefoil, right?



I decided that my large canvas would go on the bottom and be grassy, dotted with flowers.  Kind of like a representation of my blog header, I guess.  Then I would put the smaller canvases above and paint those like clouds.  I explain all of this because my tutorial will obviously be specific to MY design - so just adjust colors and such for yours.



I started with the base color, which in my case was blue.  Fill your spray bottle about half way and add as many drops of food coloring as you want to get the saturation you're going for.  On the canvas, the food coloring will be MUCH more pastel than in the bottle.



Now, using the "mist" setting on your spray bottle, just spray your canvas all over.  Here's another tip:  You'll want to have a base color in your design - something in the background that's dominant.  Why?  Because it's important to really soak the canvas so it doesn't remain hard and stiff - resistant to the coloring.  If you don't use enough water, the canvas will look mottled and you will have spots of canvas showing through and areas that look stained or crusty.



Once you've saturated your canvas with your base color, take your rag and blot it off in some areas.



Then use the base color and spray it all over again.



And blot again.  Just keep repeating these two steps until you have the desired coloring/pattern you like.  See?  Doesn't that kind of look like clouds?



I used two base colors for the big canvas, because I didn't want my grass to be teal.  SO, just spray the top of the canvas with blue and the bottom all over with green.  SATURATE.



Adjust your bottle so the nozzle is more of a stream.  Use the green food coloring and water to spray jets of green stripes on the bottom 3/4 of the canvas.



Use the mister setting again to spray some blops of color around in the grass to add dimension.  I used red and yellow together for a light orange.  Then I blotted it off.



Next, drop red and yellow dots of food coloring directly from the little squeezy dropper onto the canvas randomly.



And blot pretty well.



Your canvases look a little like this when you're done.



Let them sit out in the sun to really set the food coloring and dry off all the water.



Now, if at this point you think the color is a little too faded, you can repeat the process.  I liked the faded look.



When you're done, you can go to town sketching floral shapes around the blobs of color with your black paint pen.  Add a few leaves.



And you can lightly outline the clouds.  Maybe add a few geese for fun.



Can I take a moment to tell you that I love those fabric paint pens??  This was my first time using one and I will totally use it again.  I love that it is just slightly shiny and raised off the surface of the canvas - it adds dimension and texture so it doesn't look so flat.



And here, in all it's bad lighting glory is my Food Coloring Water Color nature scene in all its bad lighting glory in my upstairs hallway.  

I think it dresses up the hallway but doesn't feel too formal, which I really like.  It reminds me of kid's art - which I have a fondness for.  I liked the idea so much, I've begun work on ANOTHER food coloring project that may or may not include some sewing as well... hmmm... TBA.



Thanks for letting me come by again, Halsey!  It was great sharing another project with you all and don't forget to drop by!




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