Last night Punk decided to wake up at 1:30 by three I couldn't handle the the toes on my neck, the drool on my arm, and the butt pressed into my face so I staggered out of bed to make him a bottle. As I opened the fridge door he came running around the corner (in the dark) at that exact moment and ran straight into the fridge door.
I knocked my kid out. He laid there quiet for about 15 seconds. I checked to make sure he was alive then I went back to make the bottle before scooping him up off the floor and putting him back in his own bed.
Anyone want a kid at night?
In other great news I was craving strawberries this morning, but instead I decided to eat an entire bag of Reese's Chocolate Chips by myself.
Holy Hannah someone please come save me.
LOL! I was just telling some co-workers how I need to get my own bed... between my husband and my son who crawls into my bed around 2am every night... my back hurts from sleeping while trying not to fall off the bed and I need SLEEP!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh that's so funny. By the way--what is your master's degree in? I just noticed that on your about me page! That's impressive chica! :)
ReplyDeleteHIlarious! and story of my life...at least the chocolate vs. strawberries issue :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can eat a whole large bag of m&ms. Sisters from another mother?
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me laugh out loud. {I needed it!}
ReplyDeleteWarmly, MIchelle